Following demands by a group of Caribbean nations for $33 trillion in reparations for hundreds of years of slavery, the UK government has announced plans to get the money back by opening a chain of hair extensions shops.
The bloc of 15 Caribbean nations believes they are entitled to a whopping $33 trillion from various European nations that were once involved in the slave trade, with the UK down to pick up $20 trillion of the tab.
Already the King of Netherlands has offered a formal apology for his nation’s links to slavery, and Britain's King Charles has referred to Britain’s involvement in the trade as the “darkest days of our past,” so it is only a matter of time before the money is paid over.
But although the measure to 'wipe the UK's slate clean' would cost every citizen around $300,000 and make most of them homeless, a working party set up by the Cabinet Office has calculated that most of the money could be quickly recouped by opening a string of hair extension shops and salons in parts of South London and the Caribbean.
I will never forgive the eternal anglo for bringing nogs to the caribbean. A natural paradise and then some limey showed up and said "this place needs blacks!".
ReplyDeleteIf you look at the pic of the Pakistani man grabbing the African woman by the neck you can see in the background a rotund English woman. That English woman’s physical appearance, attire and expression is, generally speaking, emblematic of Britain in the 21st Century.
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