Russians slowly having their souls crushed by Western sanctions.
Russians have been reduced to drinking tractor fuel and drain cleaner following a desperate attempt by the Russian government to replace the 130 Starbucks coffee shops recently shut down by the US-based coffee giant as part of Western sanctions.
Most of the shops have now reopened under the clone brand "Stars Coffee," but things are not quite the same.
Although the logo looks similar to Starbucks and the cups are even cup-shaped, the actual "coffee" is quite different, being made from tractor fuel siphoned from broken down tractors, "enlivened" with a dash of drain cleaner.
Luckily no one has noticed the difference as nearly all Russians are permanently drunk on cheap vodka pumped in industrial quantities into the water system.
Although the logo looks similar to Starbucks and the cups are even cup-shaped, the actual "coffee" is quite different, being made from tractor fuel siphoned from broken down tractors, "enlivened" with a dash of drain cleaner.
Luckily no one has noticed the difference as nearly all Russians are permanently drunk on cheap vodka pumped in industrial quantities into the water system.
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