Mobile phone footage directly contradicted the Israeli government's version of events
After being caught out lying about the deliberate massacre of 15 emergency workers in southern Gaza on 23 March, the Israeli government has asked if it could shoot another 15 Palestinian medics in order to get its story straight.
Initially, Israel claimed its troops opened fire on a convoy of ambulances because it approached "suspiciously in darkness without headlights or flashing lights."
However, mobile phone footage has since emerged, filmed by one of the paramedics who died, showing that the vehicles did in fact have their lights on as they answered a call to help wounded people.
Now the Israeli government has admitted they got it wrong.
"Sorry, we got our story wrong, as no one told us one of the emergency workers we killed would actually be filming the whole thing on his phone. Sorry!" a spokesman said.
Now the Israeli government has requested that another medical convoy be sent, this time with the lights switched off, to assist some more injured people so that they can finally get their story right by shooting them in the dark, using infrared night-vision goggles instead.
"We'd really hate for people to say we're a bunch of shameless liars, so it would greatly help us restore our shitty credibility if we could just butcher another 15 innocent people, but this time in the dark. Deal?"
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