UK BANS POOR PEOPLE FROM MARRYING "FOREIGN CRUMPET"

Typical example of the dangerous migrants who will be kept out of Britain by the new rule

Britain's fascist Conservative government of brown Neo-Nazis has banned British citizens from marrying foreign crumpet and exotic totty.

The move is believed to be motivated by the need to protect the British gene pool so that future generations of racially pure Liz Trusses, David Camerons, and Jacob Rees Moggs can be sprogged out by all-White mums and dads.

Under the new rules, riff raff wanting to miscegenate with better-looking foreign chicks or people with straight teeth who don't like chips will be forced to find high-paying jobs paying over £38,700 a year. In order to get such huge amounts of money, it is feared that some of them may even be forced to turn to prostitution or politics. 

As reported by the BBC: 

Couples planning a new life in the UK have been left heartbroken by changes restricting who can apply to live here.

From April 2024, British citizens or people already settled in the UK will need to show they earn £38,700 before their overseas partner can live here with them - a sharp jump from the current threshold of £18,600. [...]

Ministers say the increased income threshold will help cut immigration levels, which have reached record highs in recent years, and ensure families can support themselves.

Lee, 24, from Belfast, told BBC Radio 5 Live: "This policy means that the girl I want to marry, the girl I love...I cannot live with her and it's destroyed me."

He had planned to propose to his girlfriend Sarah, who lives in Malaysia, in the coming months. They met in Leeds three years ago, where he was studying engineering and she was studying law.

Unfortunately, Lee's poxy salary is a barely above subsistence level:

The couple were planning a new chapter together in the UK, but Lee said their plans for a family life are "basically destroyed by this".

Lee earns £26,000 as a researcher in Belfast, and said his chances of earning much more than that at his age and experience level are remote.

He continued: "I just hate this, all this planning we've had and it's just now all crashing down. Now basically if I want to be with someone I love, I can't be in this country anymore.

"My mind has kind of went everywhere, to some very dark places I'll be honest."

Lee being denied every Englishman's right to a cute Asian waifu

Another sob-story run by the BBC describes Josie, who wants to bring her Italian gigachad to the UK, after countless disappoints with effete British men who watch too much "Dr Who" and eat twiglets.

Josie is particularly concerned that her ovaries will be burned out before she can bring her "Italian stallion" to the UK to sire her in her native shires:

"British citizen Josie lives with her Italian husband in Ancona, Italy. The couple - both scientists - married in December 2020 and were planning on moving to the UK to settle.

But Josie said the prospect of earning £38,700 as a lab assistant at a British university is highly unlikely, with going-rate salaries routinely below that level.

Asked what her family's plan was now, the 33-year-old told 5 Live: 'I don't know, not come back? That would break my mum's heart. I don't know, I really don't know. Basically it's forcing us into a position that will make it very, very difficult - if not impossible - to come to the UK.'"

Josie with two ticking-time-bomb ovaries and husband

There are basically countless stories like these.

As brown men, Tory leader Rishi Sunak and his Home Secretary James Cleverly believe that they have been chosen by the unerring hand of fate and destiny to save the White Anglo race. They certainly weren't chosen by the voters, as Rishi was "appointed" by fellow Conservative MPs terrified of Boris Johnson coming back, while Cleverly was parachuted into a safe Conservative seat and then fast-tracked through the Tory party because he was "brown but not too brown" and his mum worked for the NHS. 

The new rules are expected to be quietly dropped after the next election, no matter who wins.