The World, which had been going rapidly downhill for some years now according to several people on the internet, was saved recently after a well-spoken but elderly Chinese woman self-published a book.
Called "Secular Koranism," the book is available on Amazon and at select Chinese take aways. It details the only possible formula for saving the West from its slide into toxic degeneracy and woke culture, while pooh-poohing other proposed solutions like "Catboy" Christian Nationalism.
Ms Claire Khaw's ground-breaking solution is to create a non-religious version of Islam to instil moral fibre into the feckless population of the West, especially Sunak's Britain, her adopted home, which has become a hellscape where table napkins are no longer properly folded and doilies lie forgotten in cupboards gathering dust.
Ms Claire Khaw's ground-breaking solution is to create a non-religious version of Islam to instil moral fibre into the feckless population of the West, especially Sunak's Britain, her adopted home, which has become a hellscape where table napkins are no longer properly folded and doilies lie forgotten in cupboards gathering dust.
Under the system outlined in the velvet prose of the writer, Britain's hedonistic genderfluid youth will be subjected to a form of "secular" sharia law, imposed at street level with copious beatings and occasional dirty looks. Meanwhile, any critics of the new regime will be ruthlessly dealt with by asking them to produce their own self-published plans of civilisational salvation, forcing them to admit they simply don't have any. Yes, it's Secular Koranism or bust!
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