Not Shrek
A weird ogre, sitting on a mossy log, has apparently been filmed deep in the Canadian forest grunting in its forest tongue about "relationship issues."
Wearing a Vin Diesel vest and flaunting it's large fleshy upper arms, the weird, ungainly creature rambled on for over an hour, as ferns and lichens grew nearby.
According to skilled ogre-watchers, the creature fulminated about some unholy relationship -- troubling to both man and God -- that it had had with an unfortunate human being, who had mercifully managed to escape its lugubrious embrace and its sylvian hell.
Unfortunately in the brief time that the ogre had held the human in its dank clutches, it had successfully bred with him to perpetuate its freakish lineage.
You can watch the full horrific video here. Not for the faint hearted:
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ReplyDeleteFFS, get a "serious" handle. It isn't 2016 anymore.
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