"They've got bread!!!! Putin is a frickin' genius"
A village idiot from the West has been allowed into Russia to look at bread. The man, who appears to have an IQ somewhere between 50 and 65, marvelled in wonder at Russia's loaves of bread (yes, it has more than one) and was even allowed to play with a "hi-tech" shopping trolley that is able to control the simple minds of its users by holding onto a one rouble coin (US$ 0.01) until it is safely returned to the trolley rack instead of being thrown into the Moskva River.
The village idiot, who earlier in the week revealed a surprising ignorance of 9th century Russian history, also visited a hamburger joint, where, under orders from Russian Tsar Vladimir Putin, he was fed a "tasty" polonium burger.
Due to his incredible stupidity, however, the low-IQ individual does not yet realise he has been fatally poisoned and so continues to roam the streets of Moscow, drooling like an idiot, staring at street lamps and fire hydrants. Like Rasputin, he will have to be shot and shoved under the ice.
Due to his incredible stupidity, however, the low-IQ individual does not yet realise he has been fatally poisoned and so continues to roam the streets of Moscow, drooling like an idiot, staring at street lamps and fire hydrants. Like Rasputin, he will have to be shot and shoved under the ice.
Muh Russian bread...("orgasm")
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