Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss who clearly weren't bullied enough in school
Let's be clear: people go into politics in order to be relentlessly insulted and publicly humiliated. There is no other possible reason to seek to be what is erroneously called "a national leader."
After all, Presidents and Prime Ministers can do very little to alter the course of the ship of state, which is mainly decided by civil servants, corporations, and social media influencers on Instagram.
So, really, it's all about being put on the news everyday so that journalists, comedians, and random members of the public can create crushing jibes, cruel nicknames, and embarrassing memes to rub the politician's face in the dirt until the last spark of their human dignity has been extinguished.
After all, Presidents and Prime Ministers can do very little to alter the course of the ship of state, which is mainly decided by civil servants, corporations, and social media influencers on Instagram.
So, really, it's all about being put on the news everyday so that journalists, comedians, and random members of the public can create crushing jibes, cruel nicknames, and embarrassing memes to rub the politician's face in the dirt until the last spark of their human dignity has been extinguished.
With that in mind, it's nice to see that the 160,000 members of the Conservative Party have duly chosen the next national punchbag, who will serve as Prime Minister for an unspecified period. It is also heartening to see that their choice bears a passing resemblance to a budget store Margaret Thatcher, a stroke victim on visiting day, and/or the stunted Gollum creature out of Lord of the Rings.
Even without making any new stupid governmental errors, this should provide plenty of scope for ridicule and public humiliation straight off the bat. Clearly, the Conservative membership are to be congratulated on their excellent choice in not going for the other candidate, who was vaguely likeable and resembled Apu out of the Simpsons.
Even without making any new stupid governmental errors, this should provide plenty of scope for ridicule and public humiliation straight off the bat. Clearly, the Conservative membership are to be congratulated on their excellent choice in not going for the other candidate, who was vaguely likeable and resembled Apu out of the Simpsons.
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