An orange baboon, known as "The Donald," has been seriously "frame-mogged" by a humble Chinaman in Beijing.
The demoralising incident occurred after the amber-coloured ape, resplendent in a luxury padded diaper, travelled thousands of miles to China on a "looksmaxxing" expedition that sadly backfired.
Instead of looking cool and dominant against the quietly-spoken Oriental, who is also the leader of one-fifth of the World's population, the orange baboon appeared small, weak, submissive, and just weird.
Even his attempts to assert dominance by "smashing his face" with orange goo and doing "death grip" handshakes failed as the meek Asiatic merely stood there with a subtle ironic smile on his lips and used judo moves to deftly extract his hand.
After his humiliation, the orange baboon returned to his native land with a painted Chinese fan, a stuffed toy panda, and two packets of Dragon Well tea, claiming a great diplomatic success.
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