Striker: From Adolf Hitler to TV tiddler
It has been reported that Nazi Hispanic "manlet" Eric Striker has parted ways with the Neo-Nazi National Justice Party.
The decision to leave the party that is largely run by Jews was apparently motivated by monetary issues, after NJP "Führer" Mike Enoch refused to give Striker a bigger slice of the NJP's fast-shrinking donations pie. It is believed that Striker will now attempt to recoup his loses by seeking employment as a professional dwarf.
In a message on social media, Striker said that "irreconcilable differences" had emerged, but neglected to put an exact number on them.
The numbers are however expected to be quite large as someone of Striker's diminutive size and comical demeanour can command considerable fees in showbusiness. For example, Peter Dinklage, who at 135 cm is actually taller than Striker, can earn up to $2 million per episode of whatever dumb TV show needs a creepy looking midget in it.
Enoch keeping those fat juicy Putinbucks for himself
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