UK Prime minister Rishi Sunak hasn't been doing too well in the opinion polls recently, but, on the plus side, his shrinking popularity means that he can now carry his poll numbers around in his own tiny pockets.
Due to his government's inability to implement populist causes, such as mining the beaches of the south coast to prevent migrants and replacing unsightly wind turbines with beautiful, coal-burning power stations (approved of by GB News), support for the Conservative Party has plummeted to microscopic levels.
This has allowed Conservative Party psephologists to place the miniscule chances of a future Conservative government in a nanoscopic Perspex container that Sunak can carry around with him or even attach to his CV as he looks for his next job, probably somewhere in California.
This has allowed Conservative Party psephologists to place the miniscule chances of a future Conservative government in a nanoscopic Perspex container that Sunak can carry around with him or even attach to his CV as he looks for his next job, probably somewhere in California.
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