We are now engaged in what historians will refer to as "The Great Paedophile War of 2026." This was started by the shared interests of two of the World's leading "paedos," namely Donald "P" Trump and Ayatollah Ali Khameini.
As is well known, Trump is a notorious "paedo," who was best buddies with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein for decades, was sexually attracted to his own teenage daughter, entered the changing areas of Miss Teen USA, and is mentioned doing unspeakable things to minors in the Epstein files, many of which his DOJ is keeping under lock and key.
Less well known among the undereducated American publis is that Iran is a major Paedo state, where, under the decades-long rule of Ayatollah Ali Khameini it has been legal to marry and have sex with children.
Although the "minimum" marriage age under Iran's loosely-enforced Civil Code is 13 "solar years" for girls (15 for boys), girls can also be married as young as 8 years and 9 months, if you give the father a couple of goats. This means that Iran is totally a paedo state.
So, why is one paedo state, America, attacking another paedo state, Iran? It just doesn't make sense. Well it does if you want a convenient distraction from the Epstein files, while ensuring the holy martyrdom of Ayatollah Ali Khameini, who, according to Islamic teaching, is now enjoying the reward of 72 under-age virgins in the Islamic paradise.
So, why is one paedo state, America, attacking another paedo state, Iran? It just doesn't make sense. Well it does if you want a convenient distraction from the Epstein files, while ensuring the holy martyrdom of Ayatollah Ali Khameini, who, according to Islamic teaching, is now enjoying the reward of 72 under-age virgins in the Islamic paradise.
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