IN HEART-WARMING HUMANITARIAN GESTURE, NETANYAHU ALLOWS MOLECULE OF WHEAT TO BE DELIVERED TO GAZA

Netanyahu personally selecting the molecule from among billions

In an act of extreme humanitarian generosity, the benign and charitable state of Israel, which was set up in 1948 to benefit mankind, has allowed the importation of a single mouth-watering molecule of wheat into the besieged death camp of Gaza.

Israeli leader, Bibi Netanyahu, speaking to a line of reporters, who had just been shot dead by the Israeli army for having the same number of legs as terrorists, praised the gesture:

"This shows that Israel is a humanitarian state and will always protect any innocents in any conflict it fights with terrorists," he said, as flies buzzed around the decomposing journalists. "This wheat molecule, like all molecules, contains a vast amount of atomic energy, which should be enough to power 2 million starving people for at least a microsecond," he added, before giving an order to flatten another "terrorist" hospital and bayonet the survivors.

The molecule, which is invisible to the human eye, was handed over to UN staff at a border crossing, from where it was transported under Israeli sniper fire to an aid centre in the bottom of a giant crater to be distributed to a vast pile of bones in what was clearly a PR coup for Israel.