In what looks like a badly-written episode of "Doctor Who," a man who appears to have escaped from the 1970s has just become President of Argentina.
It is not yet known how the man managed to escape from the decade of disco, platform shoes, and bell bottoms, but one theory is that he used a Space Hopper, which Wikipedia describes as a "rubber ball (similar to an exercise ball) with handles that allow one to sit on it without falling off" to hop into a "time warp" and thus enter the 2020s, a decade famous for geriatric politicians (also from the 1970s).
Unlike his fellow boomers, who now run the world, the new Argentinian president is still a relatively young man who has kept his side breezers in perfect working order and knows how to make a woman put the kettle on and make him a sandwich.
It is not yet known how the man managed to escape from the decade of disco, platform shoes, and bell bottoms, but one theory is that he used a Space Hopper, which Wikipedia describes as a "rubber ball (similar to an exercise ball) with handles that allow one to sit on it without falling off" to hop into a "time warp" and thus enter the 2020s, a decade famous for geriatric politicians (also from the 1970s).
Unlike his fellow boomers, who now run the world, the new Argentinian president is still a relatively young man who has kept his side breezers in perfect working order and knows how to make a woman put the kettle on and make him a sandwich.
In other words, hell yezzz???
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