As Britain's general election enters its final days, the competition to sway floating voters is heating up. In the latest attempt to woo electors, Liberal Democrat leader Ed Davey has taken an innocent llama called "Izz Llamaphobia" hostage and is threatening to garrot it live on social media if people fail to vote in "hard-line" Lib-Dem candidates up and down the country.
"Vote Lib-Dem or Izzy gets it," the callous leader of the Lib-Dems told shocked reporters, who were hoping instead to write a "feel good" story about how Ed Davey is the "principal carer" for his disabled son or something.
"Vote Lib-Dem or Izzy gets it," the callous leader of the Lib-Dems told shocked reporters, who were hoping instead to write a "feel good" story about how Ed Davey is the "principal carer" for his disabled son or something.
The innovative, cameloid-based electoral strategy is believed to have been cooked up by Lib-Dem electoral strategists as a last-ditch effort to prevent a Labour landslide on July 4th.
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