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Friday, September 25, 2026

TRUMP STARVED OF OXYGEN AFTER SERVING AS XI JINPING'S BUTTPLUG

Luckily Trump's brain doesn't need as much oxygen as a normal person's

Concerns were being expressed over the health of President Donald J. Trump yesterday after it was observed that he had turned a bright crimson colour (he is normally bright orange). It is believed that this was due to the President being starved of oxygen for an extended period after he chose to insert his head up the rectal passage of Chinese dictator Xi Jinping to serve as a human butt plug.

This humble act of fealty occurred during a state visit by the Chinese autocrat and was reportedly undertaken by Trump to show his fan-like devotion for the visiting tyrant and his almost slavish love for any leader who can have his opponents and critics taken out and shot like dogs in the street.

The prolonged act of cephalic insertion is believed to have taken place in the Oval Orifice shortly after Trump had given Xi and Madame Xi a guided tour of the White House. This also included a visit to the Gallery of the Presidents, where Trump showed Xi a picture of an autopen but not a butt plug, as he was already there in person. 

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

ORANGE LUNATIC WITH NO LINK TO 1776 CLAIMS HE "BEAT THE BRITISH"


Mental health professionals are searching for an orange man in a diaper and a suit who climbed on stage at the recent meeting of the United Nations and made a deranged speech in front of diplomats and world leaders.

Among many other unhinged and ludicrous comments, he 
claimed that he had personally beat the British in an historical war that took place 250 years ago:

"It's right here in New York City. George Washington said to his troops, as they listened to his immortal words for the first time, the patriots could see the British invasion, more than 100 ships strong that arrived to crush the cause of liberty. Thousands of soldiers getting off the ship. We won decisively..."

In fact, nothing of the sort happened, and the man and his ancestors have zero connection to the events of the Revolutionary War. George Washington was a rebellious Englishman fighting against his own king. Meanwhile the ancestors of the orange lunatic did not even migrate to America until the 20th century.

In fact, at the time of the conflict that pitted British troops against British colonists (and the French army that greatly assisted them), the orange lunatic's ancestors were in the Outer Hebrides of Scotland shouting at the wind and in provincial Germany making cuckoo clocks and wooden toys.

CLAVICULAR CHARGED WITH ALCOHOL-FUELED RAPE

Clavicular: Getting framemogged by a judge in the near future

Apparently Looksmaxxing is not all it's cranked up to be, as Looksmaxxing's poster boy and dedicated "bone-smasher," Clavicular, is facing charges of drugging a 16-year old for sexual intercourse.

Clavicular, whose real name is Braden Peters, faces three criminal charges in Massachusetts, stemming from an alleged incident that happened on May 23, 2025 in Chatham on Cape Cod. The charges are:

(1) Felony rape under Massachusetts General Laws (Chapter 265, Section 22(b))
(2) Drugging a person for sexual intercourse under (Chapter 272, Section 3)
(3) Providing alcohol to a minor (misdemeanour).

Although the age of consent in Massachusetts is 16, the drinking age is 21.

Clavicular remains free for the time-being, but has been summoned for arraignment on October 14. The other party in this case is reportedly Aleksandra Vasilevna Mendoza (also known as Alorah or Alorah Ziva) due to similarities between this case and a civil lawsuit filed in April 2026.

Alorah Ziva: vodka goggles?

In that lawsuit, which also includes details featured in the criminal case, the civil complainant described Peters paying her $1,000 to create videos and positioning her as a "female face" of looksmaxxing.

It alleged that an Uber took her to Clavicular's parents' home, where family members were present. Excessive alcohol (including vodka) was served, whereupon she became intoxicated, following which non-consensual sex occurred that night and again the next morning.

The lawsuit also alleged a later unauthorized injection of Aqualyx, a fat-dissolving compound not approved by the FDA, during a livestream. In the civil complaint, Mendoza in seeking more than $50,000 in damages for battery, fraud, emotional distress, and related claims.

Clavicular has denied the allegations. If convicted on the rape count, the statutory maximum under Massachusetts law is 20 years. That's a lot of "bone-smashing" in prison. 

Sunday, September 20, 2026

MOSCOW TOMMY: THE KREMLIN'S MOST USEFUL "USEFUL IDIOT"



Why is the unflushable turd Tommy "fake name" Robinson still with us? One reason is that whenever he gets caught lying, stealing, pushing half of Columbia up his nose, or whatever, his moronic fan base treats every awkward fact about him as a "smear" cooked up by "the Blob," and Tommy is magically forgiven.

Another reason is that they lack basic pattern recognition skills.

One of the most interesting of Tommy's many patterns is his connection with the Kremlin, where he is cast as a kind of heroic Navalny figure taking on the "evil elite" of his power-mad country. Except for one big difference, the UK Deep State didn't brutally murder Robinson the way the Russian Deep State brutally murdered Navalny.

The romance between Robinson and the Russians goes back at least to 2019, when Edvard Chesnokov, a correspondent working at the foreign affairs desk of the Russian pro-regime tabloid Komsomolskaya Pravda— a regime tabloid — noticed Tommy's troubles with British justice and spun it as an example of the big bad UK police state crushing an innocent dissident. Chesnokov even got the Russian Foreign Ministry to issue a statement about the “persecution of citizens for their beliefs,” as if coke-head shitmagnet Yaxley-Lennon was Solzhenitsyn. Chesnokov brought in Petr Bystron of the AfD, who then called on the German government to grant "political asylum" to Robinson to amply the fake victimisation narrative.

Bystron, BTW is the German version of Reform UK's disgraced Welsh leader Nathan Gill who was convicted of taking bribes to make pro-Russian speeches in the European Parliament. In 2024 Bystron was caught taking €20,000 from the pro-Kremlin Internet network "Voice of Europe" financed by oligarch Viktor Medvedchuk.

Sensing the love in the Kremlin, in February 2020, Robinson popped up in Moscow, attending a conference run by Russia's fake Libertarian Party where he was feted as a hero who was speaking in the freedom-loving utopia because he was "silenced in the UK" and needed a platform. To be fair, at that point Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube and Snapchat had all banned Robinson, but to put things in context nobody had put a bullet in the back of his head or fed him a Novichok sandwich as frequently happens to Russian dissidents. 

This was not some fringe event. Robinson popped up everywhere as Moscow's poster child of the big bad West. He had a major interview published in Vechernyaya Moskva ("Evening Moscow") a long-running Russian daily newspaper based in Moscow, and was also seen on Konstantin Malofeev’s Tsargrad TV, and of course RT (now known as GB News in the UK). Talking points were the standard Kremlin package: America backs Islamist terrorists, Russia probably didn’t poison the Skripals, Putin is a strong leader, the EU wrecked Ukraine and Merkel was planning a NATO invasion.

The main event was a press conference at Komsomolskaya Pravda, moderated by Alexander Malkevich — the same Malkevich the United States sanctioned in 2018 for running Prigozhin’s "USA Really" disinformation shop. In other words, Robinson was basking in the glow of being the Kremlin's most useful of useful idiots.

Then there is the money question. Andrew Edge, a former senior figure in the English Defence League, let the cat out of the bag when he said Robinson rang him after leaving prison in September 2019 to ask about Russian bank accounts, and later claimed he had opened one. Three Robinson associates told The New York Times that part of his agenda in Moscow was to seek accounts with Russian banks.

"Mr. Robinson was already facing the libel suit and wanted to hide his money, Mr. Edge said. Before Mr. Robinson went to Moscow, Mr. Edge said he met with him and Paul Golding, the Britain First leader, for a dinner in which they discussed how to move money to Russia. Mr. Edge said Mr. Golding had already opened accounts there linked to his far-right group. Mr. Robinson also paid £300 to a local accountant in Dartford, near London, who advised him on how to move assets offshore, Mr. Edge said.

'Paul then advised him to go speak to the Russians and talked about how they were helpful with bank accounts,' said Mr. Edge, who provided a photograph of the three men at the restaurant."

Chesnokov confirmed the conversation happened, then added the usual "as far as I know he didn’t actually do it." In these circles, "as far as I know" does a lot of heavy lifting.

In 2021 Robinson recorded a video for Zakhar Prilepin’s pro-regime party "For Truth." Prilepin’s finance man was Alexander Babakov, the Kremlin’s long-time talent scout for Western politicians and the man who helped Marine Le Pen’s National Front secure a €9 million loan from the First Czech-Russian Bank in 2014. Once you see the pattern, it is hard to unsee it.

After the full-scale invasion of Ukraine, Robinson did not keep a polite distance. Instead he became one of the sewer pipes pumping the sludge of Kremlin disinformation to the online low-IQ, amplifying among other things, the biolabs conspiracy, the "West is backing neo-Nazis" line, and the claim that Ukraine was bombing its own civilians to frame Russia.

Robinson outside the Ukrainian embassy

In December 2022 Robinson even had the chutzpah to organise a small protest outside the Ukrainian embassy in London against British support for Kyiv. As he is also of an Irish Traveller background, he may also have offered to tarmac their driveway. Sadly the record is silent in this point. 

Robinson’s seven-man protest was dutifully covered by Russian media to imply that the average Brit was "anti-Ukrainian."

Robinson, as is well known, was also very much involved in stirring up and instigating the 2024 UK riots. It was very obvious at the time that the same online influence network, made up of dissident right influencers, bots, and fleshbot accounts based in the Third World, that had been parroting the Kremlin line on the Ukrainian war suddenly switched to reinforcing Robinson's efforts.

Ironically, considering his extremely traitorous, deceitful, manipulate and subversive behaviour, Robinson proves just what a bastion of freedom and human rights the UK is. He can still freely ask for donations from his deluded followers, hen fly to Moscow, sit under the lights of state media, recycling the host country’s talking points, and inquire about bank accounts and investment opportunities. How would the Russian's deal with a dissident figure like this? We all know.

Saturday, September 19, 2026

"PRESIDENT SNOWFLAKE" BANS MEDIA FROM THE WHITE HOUSE


The world’s most powerful...impotent orange freak whose wife hates him, Donald J. Trump, has just awarded himself the FIFA Snowflake Prize by locking the doors of the White House to any news outlet that doesn't kiss his fat, stupid, diseased, diapered arse.

What a total loser!

On Friday the 80-year-old amber-coloured baboon threw a hissy-fit and announced, with all the gravitas of a toddler about to hyperventilate that CNN, MS NOW and Politico would no longer be welcome at his kiddie party.

“I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning Fake News CNN, MSNOW … and Politico … from the White House as a result of their constant ‘reporting’ FAKE NEWS!” he posted, before adding that “Other Fake News Media Outlets to follow.”

Asked later why a sitting president felt the need to play bouncer, President Snowflake explained the "profound constitutional principle" at work:

“There’s something wrong with a country that can allow people to write purposely negative stories. Now, if they want to write them, that’s fine, but I don’t have to let them into my — into the people’s house.”

Sounding bruised, vulnerable, senile, and afraid of the encroaching night, he added “You get sick of it.” Boo fucking hoo!

Years of "unkind coverage"—largely based on his piss poor performance as a corrupt, incompetent, morally vacuous piece of shit—had simply become too much for the delicate constitution of the man who once promised to open up the libel laws.

Trump can probably run from the news a little longer, but with the November Midterms looming ever nearer, he can no longer hide.

Friday, September 18, 2026

"DEMOCRACY NOSTALGIA" EVENT HELD IN RUSSIA

Putocracy in action

A massive democracy nostalgia event is being held in Russia over the next couple of days to commemorate the brief period in the 1990s when Russians could actually vote for almost any political party they wanted—and then chose completely the wrong one by voting in a KGB goblin who stole all the democracy. 

The vacuous, pointless, soul-crushing event will feature thousands of boxes with holes in the lid and millions of meaningless scraps of paper. "Democracy nostalgia" enthusiasts will then stand in lines pretending they are in a democracy, just like in the "good old days" of the 1990s when love was easy, vodka cheap, and they could vote for a variety of parties, not all of them run by KGB-mafia operatives. 

After all the meaningless scraps of paper are collected, they will be "counted" in a giant furnace. If they burn, Putin will be declared "Dictator for Life" again and if they don't burn, he will be declared "Lifetime Dictator" after all the furnace workers have been shot.

After this, the "democracy nostalgia" enthusiasts will trudge wearily back to their dreary homes, think briefly of suicide as the bleak Russian Winter encroaches, and await their call-up papers. The men will then be fed into the Ukrainian meat grinder, while the women will be repurposed as "comfort women" to sexually service North Korean factory workers brought in to produce the drones needed to kill Ukrainian women and children. 


Wednesday, September 16, 2026

DARING PLAN TO OVERCOME RISING DIESEL PRICES

The problem with America is everything is just too far apart

Facing stubbornly high gasoline prices in the run-up to the November midterms, the White House on Wednesday unveiled an ambitious plan to lower diesel costs by as much as 90% by physically relocating every American city and town into a single, densely packed mega-region centred on Kansas City.

The region would cover roughly one-tenth of the country’s land area, while the other nine-tenths would be abandoned and given over to life forms that can get around without using diesel and gas. 

"The math is simple," said a senior administration official. "If everything is closer, people drive less. If people drive less, they use less gas. If they buy less gas, prices come down. Or at least they stop going up quite so fast."

Under the radical proposal, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston, and thousands of smaller communities—like Toad Spit, Idaho, and Dead Rat, Nebraska—would be carefully lifted, trucked, or floated into a compact zone with greatly improved travel times. For example, the normal 4-to-6 days that it takes to drive from New York to Los Angeles on amphetamines would be cut to around half a day on Lucky Strikes—assuming no one else was using the roads.

The plan is thought to be inspired by studies of European countries, where people can often go to work, go for a swim, visit their mistress, and then cram in a bit of skiing, all before lunchtime. 

President Trump was quick to extol the benefits of the plan with a bleat on his Truth Social platform: 


VILE ATTEMPT BY TRUMPIST SCUM TO BRIBE THEIR WAY INTO GREENLAND EXPOSED

Greenlandic politicians going cheap?

A disgusting attempt by the totally corrupt and paedophile-adjacent Trump regime to buy its way into Greenland has been exposed by Denmark's media. 

As reported by TV2, the Danish state-owned public-service broadcaster: 

"An American investor group has financed a house purchase for businessman and former Greenlandic minister Jørgen Wæver Johansen, who is the husband of prominent politician Vivian Motzfeldt.

This is revealed by Weekendavisen, which has seen documentation that the investment group Greenland Development Partners LLC in June transferred almost DKK 5.4 million ($834,000) to the seller of a house in Nuuk in connection with Jørgen Wæver Johansen's purchase of the property.

The case is causing a stir because the investor group has previously been linked to the American billionaire Ronald Lauder, who has been a strong advocate of increased American influence in Greenland.

The wealthy Ronald Lauder is the heir to the Estée Lauder cosmetics group and is in Donald Trump's close circle. He has previously been mentioned as the person who introduced Trump to the idea of buying Greenland."

In addition to regularly breathing in Trump's now notorious fart gas, Lauder is a scandal-prone Jewish American businessman who supports geocidal Zionism. He is heavily involved in the Jewish National Fund-USA (JNF-USA), the American affiliate of Keren Kayemeth LeIsrael, an organisation that supports Jewish settlements in occupied Palestinian land, a textbook definition of ethnic cleansing and thus genocide. Lauder 
was elected president of the JNF-USA in 1997, served 10 years, then became chairman of the board, and is now listed as Chair Emeritus. 

He is also mentioned hundreds of times in the heavily-redacted Epstein files that have been released so far. How many thousands of times he crops up in the unreleased parts is open to speculation, but just take a look at him and make up your own mind:

Lauder

This move to buy
Jørgen Wæver Johansen and his wife may only be the tip of the iceberg (no pun intended). Co-opting the small and relatively cheap political elite of Greenland is perhaps the easiest way for the USA to annex this European territory and is clearly inspired by American cowardice and fear of the brutal damage that the American military would suffer in any military annexation of Greenland. For example, practically all the bases that the US uses to interfere in the Middle East and support its genocidal Zionist ally depend upon support from European powers. Any military invasion of Greenland would clearly have enormous negative repercussions for Israel.

In response to this disgusting and treacherous attempt to interfere in European politics, counter moves must immediately be made to undermine Trumpist control of Alaska and to reunite it with it the geographically contiguous territory of Canada, with which it has much in common.

Monday, September 14, 2026

DESPISED AMERICAN PARIAH OFFERS SUPPORT FOR IRISH NATIONALISM

 
Trump now supports Irish and Russian nationalism

So Trump is suddenly an Irish nationalist. But how do Irish people feel about him?

A More in Common survey from June 2026 reported that 73% had little or no trust in the United States under Trump as a reliable economic partner (including 47% who said “not at all”). Only 19% expressed meaningful trust. 

Earlier in 2025 an Ireland Thinks poll for the Irish Independent found 74% opposed inviting Trump for a formal state visit and 74% opposed him addressing the Irish parliament.

Yes, Trump is almost as unpopular in Ireland as Oliver Cromwell and the potato famine! In fact, the only people who still support him in the Emerald Isle are the 300 or so people employed at his Doonbeg Golf Resort, the largest employer in West County Clare, and even most of those secretly hate him (just like the upper echelons of the Republican Party). Yes, there is certainly a lot of shit at the end of the Trump rainbow.  


Saturday, September 12, 2026

CIVILISATION IS CONNECTED TO INEQUALITY AND ALWAYS WILL BE


Picture the first stage of civilisation. It does not begin with a parliament, a sermon, or a committee. It begins with a store of grain that not everyone produced and not everyone controls. A few families, or a few men, command more calories than they can eat before the next harvest.

That surplus is the first machine. It feeds people who no longer have to hunt or till every daylight hour. Toolmakers appear. Builders appear. Ritual technicians appear who track seasons and begin the long work of notation. The settlement thickens into something that can remember itself.

This is the image that later moralists refuse to look at. The same surplus that feeds the specialist also concentrates power. House sizes diverge. Grave goods diverge. Draught animals and more intensive land use widen the gap.

Cities, the engines of civilisation, were not invented by an equal band of foragers. Nor was administration or writing. Stratified farming societies did this, with surplus and hierarchy arriving together because they are simply the same event seen from two sides.

Where socialists and liberals get things wrong is that civilisation is not the overcoming of inequality. It is, in fact, what inequality, once it has produced a usable surplus, makes possible.

The present tantrums against tech billionaires (and AI) are understandable from some angles (and greatly amplified in the public mind by these being associated with the toxic sleaze and corruption of Donald Trump) but this is essentially the latest iteration of this misunderstanding of what civilisation truly is. Trump, by the way, despite his ill-gotten gains is essentially a bankrupt loser who only got ahead of the game by riding his own wave of underclass ressentiment.

"Spartacus"

But back to the idiotic hypocrisy of a society that could not endure five minutes without semiconductors, orbital logistics, or high-density energy but which spends most of its moral energy denouncing the men who still produce those things.

The fortune of a Musk or a Bezos is not a trophy. It is surplus capital capable of surviving years of failure. Reusable rockets, satellite constellations, and frontier AI are not the sort of project a median voter, a ministry, or a subsistence household can underwrite. They require concentrated command over resources and a willingness to burn them on what has not yet paid.

That is the same operating system as the first granary. The scale has changed. The logic has not. Greece and Rome made the mechanism explicit. Slave labour generated the agricultural and household surplus that freed a citizen and elite class for politics, geometry, law, literature, and, yes, further military conquest.

The Athenian citizen could spend his day in the assembly or the theatre because someone else performed the toil. Aristotle’s household and the economy of the polis rested on that arrangement. Rome intensified it. with educated slaves and freedmen serving as scribes and collaborators, while unfree labour underpinned the leisure of the free.

The result of these unequal arrangements was not merely comfort, it was the Academy, the Lyceum, Roman engineering, and a literary culture that later Europe treated as foundational. Slavery was brutal, but it was also the economic base that allowed an intellectual class to exist at all in a time before 99% of our modern technology. Those who want the second without the first are asking history to run backwards.

"Crassus"

The Age of Discovery repeated the pattern with merchant and royal capital. Portuguese princes and Spanish monarchs, drawing on accumulated tax and trade wealth, financed the voyages. Joint-stock companies later pooled private fortunes to share the risk of Atlantic and Indian Ocean expeditions. The inflow of silver, new crops, and trade routes did not merely enrich a few families. It expanded the pool of resources available for ship design, cartography, and the early scientific networks that followed.

Exploration was not a spontaneous popular festival. It was capital-intensive, state-backed, and privately underwritten. The same concentration that produced colonial violence also produced the knowledge and shipping technology that knitted the world together and broke our Malthusian bonds.

The Industrial Revolution turbo-charged the breakthrough. In Britain, technical change raised the demand for capital. The oppression of the working class that inspired Marx's mistaken theories and predictions also created the "pool of inequality" that ultimately made everyone richer. As wages lagged, assisted by the self-impoverishing behaviour of the British working class, the capital share of income rose. This was not an unfortunate side-effect. It was how the factories, steam engines, and machine tools were paid for. Industrialists—for the most part drab, boring, even spergy men of a type that is still with us—then reinvested earnings into further plant and invention. Later, as capital accumulated and productivity spread, wages rose. A rising sea floats all boats, remember. That is the only concession that should be made to equality.

Societies that refused this logic remained picturesque and poor, and sometimes not even very picturesque.

The contemporary tech fortune is only the latest version of the Neolithic granary. A handful of individuals can now command resources large enough to attempt reusable orbital vehicles or dense training runs. Most of those bets will fail. But a few will reset what is possible.

Surplus is captured unevenly, whereupon it is spent on activities that have no immediate payoff for the people who produced the original surplus. If you want a mental picture of that, imagine the first agricultural storehouse worked.

That is how it still works.

The egalitarian texture of modern morality is not a refutation of this structure. It is one of its by-products, and possibly a dangerous one. A hierarchical system that LARPs as democratic finds it useful to denounce hierarchy in the abstract while depending on it in practice. But what id that democratic ressentiment, petty envy, or childish fear actual throws a spanner in the works?

A civilisation that eats the fruit and curses the tree will soon be both a treeless and fruitless desert. Attempts to flatten inequality have not produced a higher form of life. They have produced stagnation, then a new elite that feeds off and reinforces that dysfunction. This is why communism ultimately produced these blood-sucking parasites:

"Spartacus"

Civilisation has never been the product of shared poverty. It began when some people commanded more grain than they needed, and others were thereby freed, or compelled, to become something bigger than themselves. Everything since—philosophy, navigation, industry, space exploration, AI— is that first storehouse writ large.

There is no going back.

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

UK IMPOSES SANCTIONS ON ISRAEL FOR HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES

How hysterics perceive the UK's carefully calibrated sanctions against Israel

The United Kingdom announced sweeping new measures Tuesday targeting Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank, accusing settlers of carrying out “ethnic cleansing” of Palestinians and declaring the occupation unlawful.

Britain's ethnically Jewish Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband told Parliament the government would impose an import ban on goods produced in illegal settlements, along with sanctions on companies and individuals providing construction, infrastructure, financing or real estate services that support settlement expansion. Advertising of settlement properties in the UK will also be banned. France and Canada joined the trade restrictions.

“Today marks the beginning of a new approach,” Miliband said. The British government “agrees that there is ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in areas of the West Bank — perpetrated by settler terrorists.” He added that Israel’s occupation is unlawful, citing an International Court of Justice ruling, and that Britain would no longer be a bystander to the erosion of a two-state solution.

The package represents the most significant shift in UK policy toward Israel since Andy Burnham became prime minister in July, succeeding Keir Starmer, who was frequently accused of being weak on Israel. It builds on earlier targeted sanctions against far-right Israeli ministers Itamar Ben-Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich for inciting settler violence, as well as designations of extremist settlers and funding networks.

Officials framed the steps as limited to settlement activity rather than a general boycott of Israel. Pat McFadden, a leading minister in the Labour government, said the measures respond to rapid settlement expansion, including plans for 1,200 new homes in the E1 area east of Jerusalem, which critics say would fragment Palestinian territory. 

Israel has condemned the move as interference and threatened retaliation. The announcement comes amid heightened settler violence and international isolation of Israel following the Gaza war. Miliband insisted the sanctions target illegal activity, not Israel itself, and that Britain remains committed to Israel’s security while upholding international law.

The measures are part of a coordinated international effort, with several European countries already restricting settlement goods, and are also a clear attempt by Britain to bolster its global soft power. 

Meanwhile probable Israeli assets in the UK political ecosystem seem to be revealing themselves.


Monday, September 7, 2026

AFD FAILS TO WIN MAJORITY IN OLDEST & WHITEST GERMAN STATE

From cheers...


The mainstream media seem to be in panic mode about a pro-Putin party "winning big" in the German State of Saxony-Anhalt (population just over 2 million). But there is also plenty of evidence to suggest that Germany's Alternative für Deutschland Party (AfD) has reached a peak and is now scraping its head against a very hard ceiling that should lock them out of power in Germany, while hopefully pushing less Putin-friendly parties in a more nationalist, immigration restrictionist direction.

One thing you have to always realise about the AfD is that although it obviously contains genuine German nationalists, the party itself and its leadership is completely subverted by Kremlin assets or political opportunists who intuit that they must do the Kremlin's bidding in order to succeed in the party.

So, how did the AfD do in the latest election? They got 576,037 votes (43.8% of the vote) in a state that has the oldest and Whitest population in Germany. Old frightened White boomers are, of course, the ideal demographic for the AfD and any other pro-Putinist populist party in the West. 

The average age in Saxony-Anhalt is 48.3 years, versus 44.9 years nationally; while it can also be assumed to be the Whitest state. Although the Federal Republic makes a point of not collecting racial data, Saxony-Anhalt ranks 3rd in terms of migrant population with 7.6% versus 14.8% nationally. However, the largest foreign groups here are from Ukraine, Syria, Poland, Romania and Afghanistan, so it's hardly Mogadishu on the Elbe.

Under the German electoral system, which excludes votes for parties getting less than 5% of the vote, getting around 44% of the vote should have been enough to have secured the AfD a majority of the seats in the state parliament, but in this case they only got 39 out of the 82 seats.

The main reason for this is that the Bündnis Sahra Wagenknecht (BSW), an extreme leftist party, managed to get over 5% of the vote and so received (5 seats). But why does the BSW even exist, as there is a perfectly idiotic far-left party in Die Linke for dumb leftists to vote for, which actually got 11% of the vote and 12 seats?

In fact, the BSW split off from Der Linke as recently as 2024 under the pretext of being more "socially conservative, blah blah blah." My view is that the BSW is just another crypto-Putinist party, like the AfD, and split off from Die Linke as part of what I call a "Kremlinshoe Strategy." 

This is a variation of the well-known Horseshoe Theory, in which the extreme Left and Right converge. However, in Kremlinshoe Theory, this convergence can be tactical as well as ideological, and usually has some ulterior motive dictated by the interests of the Kremlin, for example opposing military spending in the West, betraying Ukraine, or increasing dependence on Russian oil gas through abandoning nuclear power, etc.

Viewed in this context, the BSW looks like a Moscow-directed operation to hoover up votes from the Left that the AfD could never reach in an attempt to outflank the so-called Brandmauer (Firewall) of the German establishment parties to stop the AfD getting into power. This Firewall is an agreement by normal political parties not to enter into coalitions with the AfD.

Now, ironically, it looks like the BSW has both stopped the AfD getting an actual majority while also providing it with a way of breaching the Firewall by doing the kind of deal that Die Linke would never do. Together, the AfD and the BSW will have enough votes for a majority. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

The good news is that based on this result and the fact that more revelations of Putinist spying, infiltration, and terrorism in Germany, like the recent terrorist attack at Leipzig Airport, will be forthcoming, it is highly unlikely that the AfD will be strong enough to make a national breakthrough. 

This is exactly why the Kremlin always prefers to employ two shoes in its attempt to subvert Western democracies, attacking both from the right and the left. You have been warned.

...to tears.

Also, remember that until the Kremlin is crushed, no Western democracy will be able to have authentic nationalist politics. In fact, the Kremlin is the main thing that stands between Western countries engaging in the genuine nationalist politics that they need to survive.

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Colin Liddell is the Chief Editor of Neokrat and the author of Interviews & Obituaries, a collection of encounters with the dead and the famous. Support his work by buying his book here (USA), here (UK), and here (Australia), or by taking out a paid subscription on his Substack.

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Sunday, September 6, 2026

SENILE LUNATIC IN WHITE HOUSE RENAMES EUROPE "OLD AMERICA"

Trump: toponymic incontinence

A senile lunatic in the White House, who is in dire need of several diaper changes, has decided to rename the entire continent of Europe as "New America."

This latest piece of insanity follows months and indeed years of increasingly erratic behaviour by the orange looney who was placed in the White House by rural American voters back in 2024 as an elaborate practical joke. 

Since then the rapidly-aging nutter has been been randomly renaming geographic features around the World, while every sane person tries to ignore him.

The mentally damaged freak with fake hair started by renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the "Gulf of America," then changed Washington's Kennedy Centre to the "Trump-Kennedy Centre," followed by calling Lake Ontario "Lake America."

He has also tried to rename the Strait of Hormuz as "The Strait of Trump," although the Iranians were apparently quick to rename it back at him as the "One-million-bucks-to-go-through Strait."

The latest bout of renaming appears to have coincided with a large emission of froth from the lunatic's mouth. In this fit of toponymic incontinence he retitled the US state of New Mexico "New America" to widespread groans, before moving on to unilaterally rechristen Europe as "Old America." 

The latest psychiatric reports suggests that he next intends to carve four giant portraits of himself on Mt. Rushmore and then rename it "Mount Trumpmore." 


MOSCOW TOMMY INSTIGATES "COKE-FUELLED" KREMLIN PROTEST IN DOVER

Masks off

The first thing to be said about the recent "Stop the Boats" protest in Dover, is that the UK government need to do more to stop the boats. The second thing that needs to be said is that the protest, which saw around 200-300 balaclava-clad men block roads around the Channel port, was not organic. 

Organic protests invariably attract a cross section of people who dress differently and make their feelings known in a variety of ways, and which are not orchestrated.

The protests in Dover by contrast were heavily orchestrated and had a clear chain of command to Irish Traveller and dope addict Tommy Yaxley-Lennon. As recently as June, Robinson, or "Moscow Tommy" as we prefer to call him,  was in his favourite city of Moscow, presumably receiving instructions from his Kremlin handlers. 

The actual protest was handled by Moscow Tommy's henchman Daniel Thomas, a close associate of Robinson who runs "Patriot Platform," a dubious network launched in June 2026, coinciding nicely with Robinson's own "instruction gathering" trip to Moscow. Robinson then amplified the protest on social media, posting videos and updates on X throughout the morning, where another stooge of the Kremlin, Elon Musk, made sure they got a lot of attention. 

Patriot Platform describes itself as an "army of patriots" of "Christian" men organised into local groups across the UK. Yup, all the usual Putinist crap that you see across Europe on its increasingly zombified and manipulated "Far Right." One thing it isn't is organic. Another thing it certainly isn't is Christian.

As you would expect, Daniel Thomas is almost as big a criminal scumbag as his leader Moscow Tommy, with a 2016 conviction for attempted kidnapping related to his drug-dealing business. He is also obviously something of a "quasi-White" with a distinctly "foreign" appearance himself.

The latest saviour of the White race, LOL

In 2016 Thomas and two co-defendants tried to kidnap a man called Graham Page, arriving at his home armed with knives. They punched him, pinned him against a wall and tried to drag him out, believing he had stolen £10,000 of their drugs. Page fought them off and they fled. Like his leader, Robinson, Thomas is a sub-masculine manlet. The other two men, who appeared to do most of the aggro, got longer sentences. Thomas got a lighter sentence for sneakily admitting the charge sooner.

It is significant that both Moscow Tommy and Daniel "druggie" Thomas are tied not just to Moscow but to class A drugs. In fact, class A drugs and pretending to be against migrants seems to be a thing
 on the shitty and shambolic Far Right in the UK.

According to drugs expert Professor Harry Sumnall at Liverpool's John Moores University, class A drug use is a common feature of so-called "Far-Right" protests:

"If people are going to an event where they are expecting trouble, violence, or they're expecting there to be a high level of socialisation with their in-group, then cocaine is good for that," says Sumnall. "It's good for providing energy, focus, concentration, and reduces fatigue. So if you wanted to be alert at a public event like this, where you might be expecting aggression and confrontation, cocaine is the drug to do that."

At the Dover protest, worried about overcrowded UK prisons, Kent Police failed to arrest any of the troublemakers. If they had, they would probably have found that many of them were pumped up on coke. Clearly these "patriots" have very mixed motives.

Thursday, September 3, 2026

TRUMPOCALYPSE ON TRACK: KANSAS TRENDING BLUE

Orange meltdown

The latest news out of Kansas looks extremely bad for Trump, with the Democratic Senate candidate now topping polls in what has been a red state since the time of FDR. If Kansas falls, the Democrats will sweep both houses, possibly with a big enough majority not only to impeach Donald Trump, the most corrupt and paedophile-adjacent President in history, but also to convict him.

According to a Global Strategy Group poll, Democrat challenger Adam Hamilton leads a weak Republican incumbent Senator Roger Marshall by a point.

As reported by GSG:

"The survey also shows clear signs of fatigue with Donald Trump’s chaotic second term. Combined, these factors create a very friendly environment for Hamilton, especially among the moderates who are a key component for any Democratic statewide victory in Kansas."

Also Dem support is firmer:

"Democrats are far more consolidated behind Hamilton (+83) than Republicans are behind Marshall (only +51). Unaffiliateds favor Hamilton by double digits (+18) and his lead among the combined non-conservative Unaffiliateds & Republicans is even larger (+33)."


While much if this is down to Trump fatigue, the Dems are also benefiting form picking a candidate who resonates well with locals. Hamilton is a media-savvy pastor who appeals to Kansas yokels, while Marshall is disliked.

"Most are already familiar with Hamilton and those who recognize him rate him favorably (52% favorable/22% unfavorable), unlike Marshall whose personal favorability is in negative territory (38% fav/45% unfav). Marshall’s job rating is even worse (40% positive/50% negative)."


Marshall's figures are also in the toilet with independents:

"Among the non-conservative Unaffs/Reps who are the key to statewide victory in Kansas, Marshall’s numbers are more deeply underwater (-38 favorable; -42 positive).Marshall is also not perceived as empathetic or in touch. A very limited number believe that “focused on addressing inflation and helping lower costs” (30%), “in touch and listening to Kansans” (37%), and “cares about people like me” (36%) describes Marshall well."


The poll surveyed 800 likely 2026 General Election voters in Kansas on August 12-16, 2026.

Based on this and polls in other red states trending blue, the highly risky option of attempting to steal the Midterm elections is Trump's best bet, especially as he will soon be dead and will thus be able to escape many of the legal consequences (unlike his cronies).

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

OBSOLESCENT HUMAN FACTORY EQUIPMENT

Unwanted tools 

by
Colin Liddell

On the 22nd August, a Volkswagen Passat travelling the wrong way on the A66 near Middlesbrough hit a Cleveland Police vehicle head-on, killing two police officers plus the five young men in the Passat. It appears that the five young men had been responding to an attack on one of their homes by a rival gang. The actual accident happened because the five young men decided to drive the wrong way down a busy road to escape another police car, which then decided to call off the chase because it was "too dangerous" to enforce the law. The ploy of driving the wrong way down a busy road may have suggested itself due to an earlier experience in which one of the young men did the same stunt in a TikTok video. 

The incident focused national attention on the endemic criminality, thrill-seeking, and anti-social behaviour that dominates many public housing estates in the former industrial parts of Britain.

This is fuelled by welfare, boredom, and the leniency of the criminal system. The latter is very much a political hot potato at the moment, as the UK government is being forced to release thousands of criminals early due to a lack of prison places. Also, the UK legal system is dominated by an ideology that seeks to avoid "criminalising" offenders even when they commit criminal acts.


A few days after the not-so-tragic accident, a crowd of friends, family members, and supporters of the young men who were killed "commemorated" them by taking over a nearby farmer's field, letting off balloons, and burning a few cars into the bargain. Again the police stood back so as not to anger or "criminalise" the criminals.

In these and other incidents, including a case of fatal arson, UK politicians have told the British public that the behaviour of these young men and their supporters is "totally unacceptable" while showing every non-verbal sign that they are bending over backwards to totally accept it. 

The problem is that these are 
traditional "working-class "Labour-voting areas that have recently become receptive to Nigel Farage's Reform UK Party. Although the majority of the population remains actually politically apathetic and generally cynical about politics.

Britain's Labour government feels it has to tread delicately and try not to upset this population, which their policies in the past helped to create, and which already feels half-alienated by its own dysfunction and a still lingering attachment to a social and economic model of Britain that no longer exists. In other words, Labour are planning on doing fuck all in the fond hope that this will all blow over, the media will lose interest, and the dysfunction of post-industrial public housing estates will once again be clouded in the fog of amnesia and apathy.

This is fine as long as no coppers get killed

Essentially the problem here is that these people, including the five young men who died in the head-on collision, are "obsolescent human factory equipment." I am here stealing an idea from American White supremacists who like to disparage post-slavery Blacks as "obsolete farm equipment," but the truth is that all sorts of social or racial groups can become "useful" or "useless" depending on a wide range of changing circumstances.

The hope of earlier UK governments was that this problem could be solved by "re-education." No, not the North Korean type, but the other type that involves fancy diplmas.

One year before he became Prime Minister Tony Blair coined the phrase "Education! Education! Education!" at the 1996 Labour Party Conference as the solution for  these blighted housing estates. But this was naïve nonsense, and of course nothing of substance happened; the problem remained the same. 

Tony Blair pretending to care

The truth is this problem is much more intractable than politicians, economists, and sociologists realise. In fact, it is related to British economic history and the fundamental nature of the British industrial experience. More pointedly it is a question of the nature of Britain's industrial working class, the very class from which Britain's post-industrial (often non-working) class is descended.

As is well known, British industrial success was enormous, with the UK being the dominant global industrial power for at least over a century (1760s-1880s) and then being an extremely important industrial power for perhaps a century after that.

This was built on several factors, which you probably know about already—genius inventors, running water, plentiful coal supplies, domination of the World's oceans, the Protestant work ethic, and plenty of excess capital—but the other very important factor, indeed probably the most important factor, was extremely cheap labour over an unnaturally prolonged period.

All developing countries start off with cheap labour, but, as their economies grow, that soon changes and employers, with their factories booming and facing a labour crunch, are forced to compete to hire workers, driving up wages. That didn't happen in the UK to the same extent, or else it happened at a much slower rate.

In other words, UK labour remained cheaper longer. Why was this?

You could point to a lack of labour organisation; and there is something in that, as trade unions wee essentially invented in Britain but took some time to get going. But the real ace up the sleeve of British capitalism was that they were able to create a "self-impoverishing" working class that acquired the bad habits that constantly immersed it in poverty.

The self-impoverishing nature of the British working classes ensured
a limitless supply of cheap labour, ironically ensuring Britain's wealth

What I am talking about here is gambling, alcoholism, and prostitution, among other things.

During parliamentary debates in 1844, the Bishop of Exeter claimed there were up to 80,000 prostitutes in London. There is also a meme that "one out of every 60 houses in Victorian London functioned as a brothel." More conservative Metropolitan Police figures counted 7,000 to 8,000 sex workers in London at the time. But, whatever the exact figures were, there was a lot of it about, up and down the length and breadth of the country.

However, the assumption modern audiences make, perhaps influenced by cinematic portrayals of the period, is that most of this was upper class men
—"toffs" and "dandies"—taking advantage of lower class women. The epitome of this is the Jack the Ripper legend, where the implication is that Jack is clearly upper class—at least a famous surgeon or even a member of the Royal Family—preying on impoverished working-class women forced into prostitution. The reality, however, is that the vast majority of the clientele of Victorian prostitution, as with alcoholics and gamblers, were members of Britain's vast, self-impoverishing working class.

Those who avoided these traps, by being puritanical, tea-totalling, or straight-edged, could seldom fail to rise in Britain's booming economy. The paradox is that this booming economy was firmly based on the poverty of the majority of the people it employed.

Being impoverished and in debt was essentially the main driver of low wages that kept Britain's "economic miracle" on track for much longer than other economic miracles we have seen, like the Post-War Japanese economic miracle. This latter example ran out of steam for various reasons in the 1990s, but one important reason was because the inherently self-disciplining Japanese workforce overcame its "virtual poverty" by losing the expensive habits that it had picked up in the 1960s and 70s which made it work much harder than was good for itself.

Karoshi

But the focus here is on the post-industrial British working class. In its Victorian heyday, swelled by Catholic Irish immigrants, this demographic served the useful function of being cheap "human factory equipment," while, for the most part, maintaining the wasteful lifestyle habits that ensured its poverty.

It was this that then dictated its low wages, because workers who could put money aside, instead of blowing it all, would be able to demand higher wages from employers. But, thanks to the large number of the continually impoverished, the more abstemious and prudent members of the working class were unable to force up wages. Indeed, they would either be priced out of the labour market by their more desperate fellow workers, or have to upskill and become members of the middle classes themselves. Another option was that by accruing capital they could also emigrate to America or various British colonies, where labour was more valuable, something that was outside the range of the more drunk and disorderly elements of the British working class.


Pissing away a chance to emigrate to one of the better colonies or to upskill into the Middle Classes

It is this aspect of the Victorian British working class that explains so much about the behaviour of their post-industrial, welfare dependent descendants—from the proneness to addiction, pointless thrill-seeking, 
disrespect for authority, littering, vandalism, anti-social behaviour, and crime. 

What we have here is a problem not just of obsolete "human factory equipment," but of a population riddled with the DNA and culture of self-destructive, self-impoverishing behaviours that once suited the needs of Britain's industrial elites. 

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Colin Liddell is the Chief Editor of Neokrat and the author of Interviews & Obituaries, a collection of encounters with the dead and the famous. Support his work by buying his book here (USA), here (UK), and here (Australia), or by taking out a paid subscription on his Substack.

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