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Saturday, January 17, 2026

BREAKING NEWS: SENILE, OLD, BED-SHITTING MAN SHITS BED AGAIN

 

A senile, old, bed-shitting man who is internationally famous for...erm...shitting the bed, has gone and shat the bed again.

The bed shitting event occurred just after the senile, old, bed-shitting man's sheets had just been changed, allowing him to soil another clean pair of sheets.

In related news, the senile, old bed-shitting man, who oddly seems to be President of America, raised tariffs on all countries that don't agree with his ridiculous idea that
 Greenland should become part of the USA
, demonstrating once again that America is run by a senile, old, bed-shitting man who never stops shitting the bed he's in.  

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