Easy peeler?
America has decided! With exit polls and partial counts now in the bag, it looks like the US has chosen the low-energy, rambling, boomer ADHD, represented by Donald Trump, over the incoherent, wine aunt, cat lady gibberish of Vice President Kamala Harris.
Despite fighting one of the dullest and most tired campaigns in US history, briefly enlivened by a couple of unsuccessful assassination attempts by incels, an increasingly orange Trump will now be reinstalled in the White House, unless the increasingly senile sitting President Joe Biden decides to have a major "senior moment" and refuse to leave, causing a constitutional crisis.
Despite fighting one of the dullest and most tired campaigns in US history, briefly enlivened by a couple of unsuccessful assassination attempts by incels, an increasingly orange Trump will now be reinstalled in the White House, unless the increasingly senile sitting President Joe Biden decides to have a major "senior moment" and refuse to leave, causing a constitutional crisis.
Trump mainly relied on long, rambling speeches, memes about a "euthanized" squirrel, and anecdotes about Arnold Palmer's cock to woo voters. Meanwhile Harris concentrated on garnering half-hearted celebrity endorsements from pop stars and laughing like a maniac.
Unfortunately for Harris, this radical electoral strategy failed to mobilise the army of silent "wimmin" voters that experts predicted, possibly because it was a long drive to the polling booth and the price of gas is much higher in 2024 ($3.37 a gallon) than it was 4 years ago when Trump was president ($2.19).
Unfortunately for Harris, this radical electoral strategy failed to mobilise the army of silent "wimmin" voters that experts predicted, possibly because it was a long drive to the polling booth and the price of gas is much higher in 2024 ($3.37 a gallon) than it was 4 years ago when Trump was president ($2.19).
Animal impersonator?
Har, har, smart ass... that was a fun campaign! And it was a referendum on two things; that abortion really is that important to all but the most bitter cat ladies AND that men tolerate female condescention.
ReplyDeleteAnd, if you didn't giggle at the garbage man shtick, you just don't like to laugh!
Also, ya know, making the left eat crow is cool too. Low hanging fruit? Maybe, but I'm not very tall.
Trump won, get over it.
ReplyDeleteIt must be really cosy living in 2016 and pretending that Trump is your daddy who's gonna make everything alright again, LOL
DeleteDon't worry Mr Liddell the big brained egg heads from the totally serious dissident right have informed us that the fat orange retard is the new Ceaser! He will definitely punish his so called enemies this time round! He is totally against the "Globalist deep state cabal" and will save the Whyte race with his MAGA multiculturalism!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust have faith and subscribe to the Arktos substack!!! They are totally trustworthy people.
It's payback time...for the donors!
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