How could they not want to fuck each other senseless?
It is widely acknowledged that there are few women more beautiful, alluring, or spell-binding than Laura Loomer. Not only is she Jewish, but she is also far-right, a combination that would make any man go weak at the knees.
Now, in the wake of Catgate, the whole world is asking the question, has she won the heart of the next President of the free world, Donald Trump?
The pair were seen to be "intimate" recently at an event held in New York to celebrate the attack on the World Trade Center in 2001. The couple could barely keep their hands off each other, as the lenses of the assembled paparazzi clicked and flashed.
Loomer is a well-known MAGA superfan whose love of "The Donald" is only equalled by her love of Q-tard conspiracy theories; while Trump is known to have attracted the ire of his steely Slovakian bride and former First Lady Melania, who refuses to be seen in public with him and, according to unsourced gossip on the internet, rejects his fumbling embraces in the bedroom.
There is even speculation that Loomer could fill the First Lady slot in a future Trump Presidency. So, is Trump now a "Loomer coomer," enjoying the hot, sensual embraces of this most passionate of women, and is she as crazy between the sheets as she is in the streets?
Rumor is that Laura enjoys the “dirty Sanchez” act being performed on her.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention that she's funny. Not only is she Jewish, not only is she far-right, not only does she get Tim Pool to cut a broadcast short on Youtube by advocating for the execution of various political figures, but she makes totally insensitive ethnic jokes that even make other MAGAs, like Marjory Taylor Greene, blush.
ReplyDeleteThe Qtard conspiracy crap is weak, but, nobody's perfect.
I find her hilarious. That's why I wrote this.
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