Britain's brave bobbies are unparalleled in their ability to quickly calm riots and defuse ethnic tensions by suddenly disappearing from an area.
This redoubtable skill has been demonstrated once again in the Leeds area of Harehills, where a "family incident" involving irate members of an ethnic group, social workers, and their police protection spiralled out of control.
Rather than get involved in a "messy" policing operation that would lead to people actually being "arrested" for "crimes," West Yorkshire Police quickly enacted their state-of-the-art "run like fuck and wait for the whole thing to blow over" strategy that they have been intensively trained to implement whenever non-indigenous members of the public get upset.
The strategy, which was developed by a private consultancy firm at the cost of hundreds of millions of pounds of taxpayer's money, is based on the idea that mobs are large, friendly "mostly peaceful" things, with only a few "bad apples" who do all the killing and arson, and that the best way to deal with them is to "take a powder" and come back in the morning to see if anything is left standing.
True enough, the next morning revealed that most of the rioters had simply gone home and that things were "mostly" back to normal. Another success for Britain's world class policing!
The truth is this police operation actually worked. Photos and face recognition will do the rest.
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