"BIRD BRAIN" HALEY EATS MASSIVE SHIT SANDWICH AND ENDORSES TRUMP

American party politics is mainly about taking it up the ass from people who despise you. Former Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley proved this on Wednesday when she endorsed Donald Trump, the former President, who repeatedly insulted her during the campaign by calling her "bird brain."

As reported by the BBC: 

Former Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley has said she plans to vote for Donald Trump, her former opponent and boss, in the 2024 US presidential election.

Ms Haley, who once served as Mr Trump's United Nations ambassador, was the last of his major rivals to drop out of the party primary contest, in early March.

At the time, she did not endorse him but urged him to earn the votes of the millions who had supported her.

On Wednesday, in her first public remarks since leaving the race, she said Mr Trump "has not been perfect", but that President Joe Biden "has been a catastrophe".

Haley is eating this major shit sandwich in public because she has to humiliate herself like a human door mat in order to protect her dim future prospects of being elected by Republican voters. Even then, Trump and his supporters are probably going to ask her to crawl around on all fours and bark like a dog. And, yes, she will do it.

Speaking on Wednesday at the conservative Hudson Institute think-tank in Washington DC, Haley pretended she was making a rational and honourable decision while debasing herself like cheap dime-store whore.

"As a voter, I put my priorities on a president who's going to have the backs of our allies and hold our enemies to account, who would secure the border, who would support capitalism and freedom, who understands we need less debt not more debt," she said. "Trump has not been perfect on these policies but Biden has been a catastrophe. So I will be voting for Trump."