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Saturday, April 13, 2024

MAN OF MALTESE BACKGROUND RADICALISED BY FAILURE OF SIEGE IN 1565 BEHIND ATTACK ON BONDI MALL

Islam could have saved this bro

Contrary to the dreams and wishes of many in the Dissident Right, the insane attacker who was shot dead after stabbing people in a shopping mall in Sydney was NOT a Muslim (!!!!), although he COULD have been if the Ottoman army of Suleiman the Magnificent had enjoyed more success during its failed siege of Malta in 1565.

As reported by the BBC:

A knife-wielding man who killed six people in a Sydney shopping centre before being shot dead has been identified by Australian police.

Joel Cauchi, 40, sent the crowded Westfield Bondi Junction complex into panic on Saturday when he began stabbing people with a long blade.

Five women and a man died. Several others, including a baby, were injured.

Authorities said the attack was most likely "related to the mental health" of Mr Cauchi.

"Related to the mental health..." is almost definitely code for "incel" btw.

In-depth research by Neokrat (actually a quick internet search) has revealed that "Cauchi" is a surname associated with Maltese people:

Cauchi is a Maltese surname. Notable people with the surname include:

Denis Cauchi (born 1965), former Maltese professional footballer
Gaia Cauchi (born 2002), winner of the Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2013
Gino Cauchi (born 1968), Maltese politician
Joel Cauchi (born 1984), knife killing spree murderer in Australia...

Thanks to the failure of the Ottoman Turks to capture Malta in 1565, Malta was never Islamised like neighbouring Mediterranean regions to the South. Instead it retained a perfunctory form of "soft Catholicism" that turned out to be largely powerless against the modern world. Thus many people of Maltese origin lack the strong moral code of Islam, which, believe it or not, is extremely strict against senseless murders.

Another benefit of Islam, like all "hard trad" religions, is that it offers incels at least a chance of finding a waifu through carefully arranged marriages. We do not yet know if Cauchi was a total incel, but the fact that he engaged in an hysterical stabbing attack that targeted mainly women points firmly in that direction.

Things could have been so different if only Suleiman the Magnificent had chosen a better general back in the 16th century.

"Sorry Aussies, I fucked up"

3 comments:

  1. The likelihood of such an attack occurring would be much higher if he was a Muslim.

    However, potential victims at least could have heeded the warning of a couple of 'Allahu Akbars.'

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    1. Japanese people who convert to Islam have a remarkably low level of terrorism. I am willing to consider the possibility that religion is not the only factor in the propensity towards terrorist acts.

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    2. Of course, there are other factors, but it's not just Pakistani or Arab converts doing them. White converts, Tajiks, Algerians, Chechens, etc., have all perpetrated large newsworthy attacks. Perhaps I'm a bit ignorant on the subject, but I don't hear of many attacks being perpetrated by Indonesians or Turks.

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