SHITLOAD OF CRAP AWARDS DUMPED INTO "GAPING FEMALE ORIFICE" AT THIS YEARS GRAMMYS

Muh Grammys

In one of the biggest "you go, girl" moments in human history, a giant shitload of crappy awards were dumped into a huge "quivering female orifice" constructed from human bodies at this year's Grammy Awards.

The internationally televised, but largely ignored, event was held at some shiny sound stage somewhere within limo range of a lot of pointless celebrities.

In order to save time, the approximately 500 awards, which included "Best Lesbian Hairstyle," "Most Incoherent Mumbled Rap," "Stupidest Tattoo," "Skankiest Post-Feminist Slut," and "Best Album Notes on Recycled Toilet Paper," were driven on stage in a large dumpster truck and then ceremoniously dumped into a huge, whooping "female orifice," constructed from the writhing, interlinked bodies of Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, Miley Cyrus, Joannie Mitchell, Annie Lennox, some fat Black chick, along with countless other female celebrities and non-entities. 

Any men in the room were forced to sit quietly in the shadows and stare into their navels while this occult Hollywood ritual took place. Unless, of course, they were misogynist Black rappers, in which case they could slap any twerking butt within coke-snorting range.