ATTEMPT TO KILL KIM JONG UN AS PUTIN GIFTS HIM RUSSIAN CAR

Putin unable to go 5 minutes without killing human life

Just days after having dissident Alexei Navalny brutally tortured to death in a freezing Siberian prison, Russian mass murderer and Presidential psychopath Vladimir Putin has apparently attempted to take the life of his fellow totalitarian dictator Kim Jong-Un.

The plot to kill the "beloved leader" of North Korea involved Putin sending him a genuine Russian car as a "present," even though Russian cars suck like a chest wound and are guaranteed to kill you after one or two goes.

As reported by Associate Press: 

"Vladimir Putin has gifted North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a Russian-made car for his personal use in a demonstration of their 'special personal relations.' A report confirming the gift didn't say what kind of vehicle Putin gave the North Korean dictator or how it was shipped. But observers said it could violate a UN resolution that bans supplying luxury items to North Korea in an attempt to pressure the country to abandon its nuclear weapons."

Higher kill rate than Novichok