America was shocked and outraged after dodgy tech bro billionaire, Elon Musk, installed a giant glowing Tenga Can on top of Twitter HQ in San Francisco the other night.
The dramatic move comes just months after Musk tweeted a shot of his bedside table, featuring one of the notorious Japanese wank cans, and days after rebranding his Twitter micro-blogging website as "X". It is not clear what message Musk is trying to send out by installing a masturbatory device on his headquarters, although speculation is rife, with some conspiribros speculating that it is an invitation for passing aliens to land and relieve themselves on long space flights with a quick, automated hand shandy.
The glowing onanistic icon can be seen flickering in the distance from miles away, and there are reports that it has been keeping incels awake at night.
Musk refused to explain his decision to instal only the SD or "short dick" version of the can, but information on the company website (Tenga not Twitter) explained that the device was ideal for an erect dick length or around 4 inches.
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