SMALL, "GAY" MEXICAN MAN OUTLINES PLAN TO VASTLY INCREASE THE NUMBER OF JEWS

A small, gay Mexican man, who livestreams from inside a shoebox with a greenscreen, has outlined a daring vision for the future of America. According to his plan, which seems to have been thought up on the spur of the moment, all Americans will be forced to make a binary choice between being "a Catholic" or "a Jew".

The diminutive Hispanic ranted to his followers:

"We want a Catholic country, we want the true church, we want a Catholic legal code, we want a fundamental transformation of the society back towards a Christian way of life, we want a hierarchical reactionary Catholic society. I want this country to have Catholic media, Catholic Hollywood, Catholic government. I want this to be a Catholic occupied government [...] So, you're either a Catholic or you're a Jew, you're either a Catholic or you're with the Jews."

More off-the-cuff stupidity from Fuentes pic.twitter.com/Fzd70PeAsu

— Colin Liddell (@cbliddell) April 17, 2023

With 23% of the United States' population as of 2018, the Catholic Church is the country's second largest religious grouping, after Protestantism. Forcing everyone to become either Catholic or Jewish would likely see a massive increase in America's Jewish population, which is now around  2.4%.