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Sunday, April 2, 2023

SANNA MARIN LOSES FINNISH ELECTION AFTER REFUSING TO WEAR THE CAT EARS


Finland's hot lady Prime Minister Sanna Marin has lost that country's latest general election after she failed to campaign wearing cat ears (like in the A.I.-generated illustration above).

Thanks to this tragic lack of feline cosplay appeal at a vital moment, Marin's party, which was marginally the biggest party after the 2019 elections, only gained 3 seats, and was pushed into third place by the rival National Coalition Party (NCP) and the Finns Party, both of which made stronger gains.

The NCP gained 10 more seats to become the largest party with 48 seats, with the Finns Party in second place with a total of 46 seats. Marin's left-leaning Social Democratic Party (SDP) is now third with 43 seats, meaning she will have to resign.


It is not yet clear who the next Prime Minister will be. Marin led a left-leaning five-party coalition, comprising the SDP, the Centre Party, the Green League, the Left Alliance, and the Swedish People's Party. 

With the centre-right NCP now being the biggest party, it will probably attempt to form a coalition. A natural ally would be the populist right Finns Party, but other parties may be reluctant to enter into a governing alliance with them due to accusations that the party is "racist", an accusation the party denies.

Whatever form the new government takes, it is certain to continue Finland's policy of opposing Russia's invasion of the Ukraine and supporting NATO, which Finland recently joined. So, the celebrations of Putinchuds will be hollow and short-lived.



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