Praying for a miracle
Russia's President Vladimir Putin was recently seen at an "occult" religious ceremony held in a big church in downtown Moscow. The Russian leader held a long silly red candle and prayed for the "resurrection" of a "zombie Russian army" to carry on his suicidal proxy war against NATO and the West.
Putin is believed to have started his proxy war against NATO last year by attacking a small, neutrally aligned country in the Black Sea region, because he was too chickenshit and deficient in testosterone to simply attack NATO itself.
Putin's attack on the small Pontic nation that was designed to strike at NATO has not been going well, however, leading to the death of an estimated 43,500 Russian troops, as revealed by recent US intelligence leaks.
This has led the atheistic ex-KGB Communist flunky to visit his local church and participate in a "Resurrection" ceremony, in order to revive the mouldering corpses of the 43,500 Russian corpses and launch one more desperate assault on the village of Bakhmut.
It is not yet known if any of the 43,500 dead Russians, churned deep into the frozen mud in the proxy war against NATO, have risen from their graves yet, or whether they will be "combat ready" to help prevent the mismanaged Russian army being crushed by the small nation that it foolishly attacked to get at NATO.
Putin's attack on the small Pontic nation that was designed to strike at NATO has not been going well, however, leading to the death of an estimated 43,500 Russian troops, as revealed by recent US intelligence leaks.
This has led the atheistic ex-KGB Communist flunky to visit his local church and participate in a "Resurrection" ceremony, in order to revive the mouldering corpses of the 43,500 Russian corpses and launch one more desperate assault on the village of Bakhmut.
It is not yet known if any of the 43,500 dead Russians, churned deep into the frozen mud in the proxy war against NATO, have risen from their graves yet, or whether they will be "combat ready" to help prevent the mismanaged Russian army being crushed by the small nation that it foolishly attacked to get at NATO.
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