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Tuesday, March 7, 2023

MORE BORING FOOTAGE OF HISTORICAL NON-EVENT RELEASED TO THE WORLD

 

Thousands of hours of video tape has been released, showing the less interesting parts of an event that appears to have had no significant impact on the course of history.

The event, sometimes referred to as "J6" (short for January 6), occurred slightly more than two years ago and involved a number of people walking calmly around a large building in a well-known American city for unknown, irrelevant, or otherwise unimportant reasons.

Even though the event was boring enough at the time, it was decided to release a further 40,000 hours more of video tape of it, shot from different angles and in various resolutions. 

Hopefully this will give nerds and "autistes" who are interested in this kind of mind-numbingly extraneous and repetitive content, enough to mull over for their rest of their dull and worthless lives.

"We tried to save you from this dull footage but you wouldn't listen"

1 comment:

  1. The man in the costume appears to be a homosexual.

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