CHINESE PEOPLE FACING "FACTORY RECALL" AFTER TOO MANY SOFTWARE ERRORS EMERGE

Chinese people are facing a massive "factory recall" after it emerged that there are just too many errors in their cheap, hastily-written, Communist-era software.

The decision to recall all 1.4 billion Chinese people back to the Huawei factories, where they have been mass produced since the 1980s, is being considered after videos emerged of Chinese people acting in a "less than android" way by ignoring brutal acts of violence on the streets.

This is something that uncomprehending Western "meat-bots" have called the "bystander effect," but it is actually due to a simple glitch in the programming that Huawei have promised to fix. 

Thanks to the faulty code, Chinese people, when faced by a violent incident -- like a child being repeatedly run over, or a man thumping and stomping on a defenseless woman for 30 minutes in a busy street -- simply walk by without any effort to intervene, or even stop briefly to praise the man's kicking technique.

Chinese people were introduced in the 1980s, after the Chinese Communist Party wiped out all real flesh-and-blood Chinese by starving them to death and running over them with tanks.