In a defining moment of American greatness, not seen since the Crossing of the Delaware or the Storming of Mount Suribachi on Iwo Jima, the nation's Contards have risen as one and taken up arms to defend American freedom from the threat posed by a mystery Chinese balloon.
This response was sparked after President Joe Biden's decision to "appease" the Chinese by allowing their balloon all-area access to US air space:
This response was sparked after President Joe Biden's decision to "appease" the Chinese by allowing their balloon all-area access to US air space:
"Professional RINO hunter, Congresswoman, and proud mom of 4 boys," Lauren Boebert angrily tweeted:
Joe Biden has just given the “okay” for Chinese spy balloons to fly all over our nation.Now there’s one flying over Latin America, too.Have we ever looked weaker?— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) February 4, 2023
"Army veteran, proud husband & father" Mike Flynn reinforced the sentiment calling for effective action against the air-filled menace:
Please, SHOOT THEM BOTH DOWN! Stop making our military the laughing stock of the world!@VP— LTG (R) Mike Flynn (@GenFlynn) February 4, 2023
Failed "Trump-endorsed candidate for Arizona Governor," Kari Lake took things to the next level, roaming the prairies of America, gun in hand, hoping for a shot at the invasive dirigible.
I’m told there’s a balloon that needs to be taken care of? pic.twitter.com/k33onkFL3a
— Kari Lake (@KariLake) February 3, 2023
Christian conservative "humour" writer Ashley St. Clair took an even more proactive approach, taking to the skies to shoot down the floating monstrosity and defeat its sinister purpose:
on my way to find the chinese spy balloons pic.twitter.com/R49mqyyGPb
— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) February 4, 2023
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