What does the World's greatest man keep on his bedside table? Donald Trump famously kept a copy of a German self-help book called "Mein Kampf" on his; Napoleon a picture of his beloved Josephine to inspire him to victory.
But what does today's greatest man, Elon Musk, keep on his?
The Tesla and Twitter supremo shared his secrets in an intimate tweet to his billions of followers, simply titled "My bedside table." So, what can we learn about the secrets of this business guru?
The picture reveals all. As you can see, he is partial to an occasional sip of Diet Coke and is concerned about his personal safety, having not just one deadly firearm but two. Luckily he doesn't have an alarm clock, or he might accidently shoot himself one dark Winter's morning.
More difficult to decipher, however, is the bright red object on the right side of Elon's bedside table emblazoned with the letters "GA." An internet image search, however, provides some clues:
Yes, it looks like Elon has a standard issue "Tenga" wank can at the ready!
It looks like our "Chief Twit" has been treating himself to an occasional hand shandy or five-fingered handshake to relieve himself of the stress and vile desires that crowd into the mind of the World's foremost genius -- as he thinks about probing the heavens with his rockets and discovering exotic and perhaps erotic new life forms on Venus.
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