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Wednesday, November 9, 2022

ECOFASCIST THUG TRIES TO EGG THE KING


In the latest criminal outrage from Green Ecofascists who have been terrorising the UK recently, a candidate from the Green Party, unsuccessfully attempted to injure and insult the King of England by throwing eggs at him.

The suspect, who was immediately arrested, was identified as middle-class student with identity issues, Patrick Thelwell, aged 23.  The King was visiting the ancient city of York at the time.

Luckily His Majesty was able to narrowly avoid the missiles and heroically continued with his duties while brave members of the local constabulary wrestled with the hate-filled Green thug:


This sort of thing is perfectly natural behaviour for these "Green Nazis," who think that everybody who disagrees with their extreme agenda should be turned into landfill and used to grow organic vegetables. In fact, there is even some controversy amongst these extremists, with the more radical "Vegan" branch of their vile movement criticising Thelwell for using eggs.

In addition to being a candidate of the Green Party, which cynically pretends to believe in democracy, Thelwell is also heavily involved with the well-known terrorist group Extinction Rebellion, which practices violent "direct action." In 2020 this group was included in a police guide to terrorist ideologies, alongside neo-Naziism and Islamic extremism. Recent events have shown us why. 

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