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Friday, October 14, 2022

WORLD IN SHOCK AFTER WHITE MAN APPOINTED TO BRITISH CABINET

Jeremy Hunt who is White AND in the cabinet!

The world is in shock today after a White man was appointed, not only to the British cabinet, but to one of the chief ministries of state! The man, who is White and male, was made Chancellor of the Exchequer, effectively the finance minister of the nation. This is a position that has long been the preserve of black or brown people for as long as anyone can remember. 

Although White men were fairly common in British cabinets in the distant past (i.e. two years ago), in more recent years they have all but been expunged, due to having toxic amounts of "white privilege" coursing through their veins and a "sick and vile" tendency to "mansplain." 

It is not clear yet what the voters will make of the unorthodox appointment. Already pressure is building in the media and the City for Prime Minister Liz Truss to fire the new Chancellor and appoint one of these people to calm the markets and save the collapsing pound:


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