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Wednesday, August 24, 2022

"JEWISH CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST" LAURA LOOMER LOSES PRIMARY IN FLORIDA

 

Not an actual picture or Laura Loomer, but near enough

I was kinda, sorta (but not really) hoping that Laura Loomer would pull it off, and win her Congressional primary battle down in Florida, as she's more like a character from a classic pulp comic book than a boring old GOP politician.

Sadly (although not really) it wasn't meant to be. Running on the slogan "Trump Won! I know it. You know it," the larger than life (and vaster than sanity) Alt-Lite figure fell just a few points short, getting a respectable 45% of the vote.

Keeping in tune with her campaign theme, she immediately claimed "voter fraud," and blamed Big Tech for skewing the election. She has a point, because, really, Laura is exactly the kind of phantasmagoric candidate that should be representing the eccentric, elderly, and heavily medicated Floridians who make up the GOP base in the state. 


1 comment:

  1. As the GOP descends ever deeper into mental madness, they are not ready to cross THAT line yet.

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