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Nobody knows what's up with Donnie, but the evidence that he is experiencing late-life regret for a lifetime of repressing his natural homosexuality is growing. In recent days "POOFTUS" has been gushing over the male physique during his long, rambling, lethargic campaign speeches, as his party nears an electoral melt-down at the midterm elections.
Here is a selection of his recent "queer" comments:
1st of October 1, 2026 — Choctaw Event Center, Durant, Oklahoma (midterm campaign rally) Referring to two male supporters who had come onstage or spoken earlier:
12th of October 12, 2026 — Covelli Centre, Youngstown, Ohio (rally supporting Sen. Jon Husted and Vivek Ramaswamy). About Sen. Jon Husted (after learning of his college football background as an All-American defensive back at the University of Dayton):
14th of October, 2026 — Kalispell, Montana (rally for Montana Republicans including Sen. Tim Sheehy) About Sen. Tim Sheehy:
16th of October 16, 2026 — exact event/location not fully detailed in all reports; appears in recent clips:
Once you see it, you can't unsee it. In fact, Trump is now sending up so many blatant "red f(l)ags" that he has caused conventional gaydar systems, which are attuned to more subtle hints of hidden homosexuality, to simply break down. At this rate the bro should just come out as the drag queen he has always wanted to be.
1st of October 1, 2026 — Choctaw Event Center, Durant, Oklahoma (midterm campaign rally) Referring to two male supporters who had come onstage or spoken earlier:
"The two guys that came up here, I wanted to give them a big kiss, and I’m not at all physically attracted to them, although they’re very handsome people… Where are they? You can’t miss the big, strong, handsome Oklahoma studs. Where are you? Come up here."
12th of October 12, 2026 — Covelli Centre, Youngstown, Ohio (rally supporting Sen. Jon Husted and Vivek Ramaswamy). About Sen. Jon Husted (after learning of his college football background as an All-American defensive back at the University of Dayton):
"I’m standing over here, and I don’t do this with men very often. I started examining his body because I didn’t know he was a great athlete. And I looked, and I watched up and down. And I looked at his ass… And then I looked at his hands. Look at his hands. He’s got these, like, claws. And I got it. You are a great athlete."
14th of October, 2026 — Kalispell, Montana (rally for Montana Republicans including Sen. Tim Sheehy) About Sen. Tim Sheehy:
"I wish Tim didn’t look that good. You know, he’s a very handsome guy. I don’t like handsome guys."
16th of October 16, 2026 — exact event/location not fully detailed in all reports; appears in recent clips:
"We’re allowed to have big strong handsome soldiers now."
Once you see it, you can't unsee it. In fact, Trump is now sending up so many blatant "red f(l)ags" that he has caused conventional gaydar systems, which are attuned to more subtle hints of hidden homosexuality, to simply break down. At this rate the bro should just come out as the drag queen he has always wanted to be.
He might be just psyching himself up for the eventuality of ending up in prison.
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